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My name is Christina. I am 15 years old. Currently a sophomore in high school. I love to sing. I've been through a lot in these past few years but I've learned to not think about the past and think about what the future might bring. Well, that's about it.

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

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iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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sadstagram:

why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975

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happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

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casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

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unbrokenable:

The nicest people always get treated like shit.

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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grimelords:

siri please try harder